oh no I’m sorry! hugs if you want them~~~

terrible day has pretty much passed, thankfully, but the hugs are always appreciated. <3

1 day ago
heyitsmeshaunna,

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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1 day ago 233012

I have to stop finding myself awake at 5AM. @_@ this can’t be good for me.

1 day ago

ah, there it is. I was wondering when the anxiety induced headache and stomach ache would surface. 

2 days ago

whelp, today has had one of the shittier starts in a very long time! that’s fun. so very fun. 

2 days ago 1

Looking through free ebooks on amazon and such. I get suspicious every time a description boasts about how many 5 star reviews it has on this or that site. Like, I know you can buy those. You’re aware everyone else is aware good reviews are pretty easy to just buy right? lol

2 days ago

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4 days ago 5627

Things that are bullshit:

  • my economics professor fails to notice for two days that he hadn’t actually opened this week’s unit until I messaged him about it
  • assigned a 2 page paper this week
  • has still not gotten back to me as to whether this means they’ll be an extension on the paper
  • there probably won’t be
4 days ago

unamusedsloth:

He is too strong!

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5 days ago 18386
gif, cuteness,

fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

let’s talk about pumpkin online for a second you guys.

Pumpkin-Online is a farming/dating sim MMORPG, wildly different than any other out there. Instead of level grinding with battle and combat, Pumpkin-Online is a relaxed game. You can role-play a profession, craft items, customize your own private farm, go on quests, have fun with NPCs, and more, all with friends!”

this game is almost to it’s $30,000 goal and it’s got four days left. this game supports so many different kinds of players, indie development of an mmo (which is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT), and there’s so much here for people like us who love animal crossing and games like it. i’m not one to promote much of anything, but if you want to help support games with amazing diversity and representation, this is it. 

here’s their kickstarter, let’s help them reach their goal! 

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5 days ago 1489

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

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5 days ago 65669

reilpikram:

Wait, peeps. Every girl’s dream…riding every girl’s dream. Boom

I just hope he survives the catastroph.

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6 days ago 2318
markiplier,

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

– Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)

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6 days ago 46156

i’ve been reading too much r/nosleep tonight. just got REALLY freaked out by some sounds outside of my room only to realize they were just my sister getting down from the top bunk of her bed and walking to the bathroom. 

6 days ago