byrdsfly:

cloudydaysagain:

missusbueno:

spicy-bueno:

ectobooties:

roxysfloorbutt:

im-wearing-a-skirt:

that-derpy-catbert-kid:

hopeless-prince:

arsenicheart:

marquismindfang:

silentmessiah:

hannah-anafeloz:

And they call you by your full name and ask you if you even have a middle or last name.

/raises hand

((This is one instance where they have misspelled “Carly”

This has been the closest they have ever gotten))

Stony

Story

Stromy

Stormie

it’s not that hard to spell it’s a simple common adjective—

(The weirdest one I ever got was Micensie 

It’s spelled Mackenzie or McKenzy. The second one is easier just come the fuck on guys

Not to mention I always get “What’s your name?” “Mackenzie.” “Ahh and your first name?” “…That is my first name.”)

((Kallista.

End of story.))

((Rhapsody. 

normally people spell it rapsody or something weird like rapshodie))

((My name is Adrian. People always spell it Adrienne. I AM A DUDE PEOPLE))

all the friggin time

Omg don’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MY LAST NAME

For some reason no one can spell Ivy. Or Jansnik…

Christyn isn’t that fucking hard to pronounce. The “r” comes before the “i.” Why can’t people understand that?

Jackie is not hard to spell but people always try to spell it

Jacky  or Jacki

and I’m like No.

The older I get, the less likely someone will pronounce it ‘beard’.

But they used to. :I

Pronunciations: 

Errr-it

Or-it 

Ar-net (wut??)

Arnit (WHERE DOES THE N COME FROM??)

Aroot 

Aroo-i-et 

Spellings: 

Arit

Aurnet (again with the N!!)

Rit (really)  

Aorit 

Erit 

Orit 

My first name, somehow, gets in on the fun. Despite being a very popular girls name. 

I’ve been called: Kaylee, Katelyn, Kara, Karla, Kaylar (this is by people LOOKING RIGHT AT IT as they’re calling my name.) 

And I don’t care what anyone says “Kala” would be pronounced “KAH-LA” not “KAY-LA”. 

(Source: illusionsinthedark)