What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

tehsunshine:

clara-p:

I mean, 

• Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
• They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
• They live right by the kitchen.
• Their head of house teaches herbology.
• “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
• Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

THIS TAG OMG.

THE TAG, YES, EXACTLY. 

Always reblog for badger truthfulness.

So proud to be a Hufflepuff! 

Gryffindor seems like they’d be the binge drinkers of hogwarts. 

(Source: slytherinsoul-hufflepuffheart, via sunshineuncertaintyprinciple)

This is a perfect picture of whats happening in Pottermore!

crazedcarie:

Oooh, a cupcake! 

(Source: alexiussana.deviantart.com, via thepottermorehufflepuffs)

I just.. I just can’t get over this gif. It can be used for absolutely anything.

painting-the-roses:

Nobody wants to be in Hufflepuff? More food for us.

We’re in last place for the house cup? Oh well, we have chicken.

Not as “famous” as the other houses? We aren’t as hungry as they are either. 

Nobody likes the badger? Can’t hear you over the sound of me eating.

Lost your potions essay? I would find it for you, but I’m busy.

Hufflepuffs, man. Because badgers are badass.

(via thepottermorehufflepuffs)

hannahweasley reblogged your post: I always feel like such a letdown to all Hufflepuffs when I destroy a cauldron.

AT LEAST YOU TRY :D Better than all those who don’t do anything…

Unfortunately, people are just quitting pottermore when they get sorted with us. =/ I have a feeling some might be deliberately sabotaging potions as well. Hopefully things get more even once dueling is back. 

laurquitlollygagging:

me too!

I’ve busted about 5. :( Most of the others were me attempting to do something other than a cure for boils. This last one I just forgot to turn down the heat and kablammo. 

I always feel like such a letdown to all Hufflepuffs when I destroy a cauldron.

I’m sorry you guiz!